Monday, 12 September 2016

Irrelevant messages

I have messages from Gently Loyal and Diver Daniel. As you can imagine, I'm thrilled. The anticipation is almost too much to bare. Insert masses of sarcasm.

Now I may be wrong but my best guess is that Diver Daniel hasn't chosen his profile name because he is an ardent deep sea diver. What the heck is gently loyal? A little bit loyal? A sort of vague nod towards loyal? Who uses the word loyal in a dating profile name anyway. Be dramatic. Be unusual. Be comedic. Be generic, if needs be but don't be sexual or soppy. These come later. When a reciprocal willingness to date has been established.

Yours,

Possibly single forever,

The RGF

Xxx


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